You Shook Me All Night Long? Call trading standards.
1996 and I can't recall the details but my then fuckbuddy and I started to get intimate just as the neighbor started blasting what is arguably Acadaca's finest tune. Something in my limbic system kicked in.
3:18? Fifty frenzied thrusts and I was spent. I never saw her so simultaneously impressed and disappointed. I didn't think I made it to the second chorus.
There you have it. Here's hoping this tumbleweed of a post drifts off onto the forgotten prairie dragging this sorry tale with it.
I have just discovered you this morning and have been binging posts and laughing to the point that my wife is starting to doubt my sanity. The world needs more of this sort of nonsense.
i can bench 150 but also i am addicted to bacon crisps and have the lowest minimal will to live before i can legally be classified as dead, you seem to have a will to live even if that is mostly because of post punk which granted is the saddest of all the punk genres. i'm going to say it's a 50/50 which of us walks outta that ring.
You Shook Me All Night Long? Call trading standards.
1996 and I can't recall the details but my then fuckbuddy and I started to get intimate just as the neighbor started blasting what is arguably Acadaca's finest tune. Something in my limbic system kicked in.
3:18? Fifty frenzied thrusts and I was spent. I never saw her so simultaneously impressed and disappointed. I didn't think I made it to the second chorus.
There you have it. Here's hoping this tumbleweed of a post drifts off onto the forgotten prairie dragging this sorry tale with it.
i made you a medal that says #1 best comment but it won't let me post pictures here, but this was fucking great.
I have just discovered you this morning and have been binging posts and laughing to the point that my wife is starting to doubt my sanity. The world needs more of this sort of nonsense.
this means the literal world, thank u.
Is this where boxing sign up is? For my walk in song I choose cut my hotdog into pieces at the speed of Eminem. Thank you for this opportunity.
This is so excellent it's shit, and I'm not completely exaggerating when I say I'm inspired. I now off to hand this fiver to a policeman. Thank you.
i feel like this is so excellent it's shit is my entire thing so thank u for noticing that & i am 100% gonna quote that somewhere.
I'm glad you took it as the compliment I intended to be.
all I'm taking away from this is that you don't think you could take me in a fight and let me tell ya buddy, you're WRONG
i can bench 150 but also i am addicted to bacon crisps and have the lowest minimal will to live before i can legally be classified as dead, you seem to have a will to live even if that is mostly because of post punk which granted is the saddest of all the punk genres. i'm going to say it's a 50/50 which of us walks outta that ring.
shit that actually kind of nails my whole ethos, damn